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Seasonal CPV Codes and Festive Tender Notices

Posted by Hailey Thomson on December 23, 2009

As most people start their Christmas holidays this week, or for those suffering from post-Christmas party sore heads, we will keep the procurement topics light and cheery. I have taken a typical Tenders Direct Christmas and replaced as many words as I could with CPV codes. Have a guess at what you think they might be! The answers and some festive Tender Notices are after the jump.

Tenders Direct has sent the 22321000 with lovely 22411000 and trimmed our 39298910 with glimmering 31522000. The 15981320 is falling, the 18315000 are hung, and the 44423100 are ringing. Nigella herself won’t have seen a better looking 15112120 with a side of 03222315 and yummy 03221440 we smother the whole lot in 15893300. With full bellies, we put our 18318300 on and leave 15511000 and 15821200 out for St. Nic and some 03221112 for Rudolph. Off to our 39143110 to dream of 15831000 03222334 and wait for our 18530000. We awake to hear St. Nic on our 44112400 and soon to make his way down the 45262610. In the morning, we were overjoyed to find everything we had asked for and more, 37532000, 37480000, 38650000, 37821000, and a few 18315000 full of 09111100, I wonder who those belong to…?

Here is the translated version of our Seasonal CPV codes…

Tenders Direct has sent the Christmas Cards with lovely Christmas Stamps and trimmed our Christmas Tree with glimmering Christmas Lights. The Snow is falling, the Stockings are hung, and the Bells are ringing. Nigella herself won’t have seen a better looking Turkey with a side of Cranberries and yummy Brussel Sprouts all smothered in Gravy mixes. With full bellies, we put our Pyjamas on and leave Milk and Sweet Biscuits out for St. Nic and some Carrots for Rudolph. Off to our Beds and bedding and specialist soft furnishings to dream of Sugar Plums and wait for our Presents {and} rewards. We awake to hear St. Nic on our Roof and soon to make his way down the Industrial chimneys. In the morning, we were overjoyed to find everything we had asked for and more, Video games, Machinery {or} apparatus for leisure equipment, Photographic equipment, Art supplies, and a few Stockings full of Coal, I wonder who those belong to…?

I have gone back over the last year and found all our festive Christmas tenders… Enjoy!

22 Tenders for Christmas Lights
9 Tenders for Christmas Trees
7 Tenders for Pantomimes
3 Tenders for Ice Rinks
2 Tenders for Christmas Parties
and 1 Tender for Little Wooden Christmas Houses, 1 Tender for Christmas TV marketing and possibly the oddest of all, 1 Tender for 2000 boxes for a Christmas Snowballs Manufacturer

Happy Holidays from all of us at Tenders Direct and we will be back after the New Year! Don’ forget to subscribe to our RSS to stay up to date with all the latest in procurement.

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